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Has anyone had a religious experience like a moment of contentment and joy and what caused it?

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Bible Reading Orgasm with Jesus

>be me

>chronic insomnia hits hard at 2:19 AM
>too tired to play games, too awake to sleep
>open my desk drawer, grab the old family Bible just to read some boring genealogies and pass out
>flip open to the Gospel of John
>start reading Chapter 14
>mfw Jesus starts talking about "I will come to you" and "ye in me, and I in you"
>suddenly my nervous system decides to experience absolute divine intervention
>zero physical contact, zero warning
>full-blown spontaneous full-body orgasm hits me out of nowhere like a lightning bolt
>gasping for air, gripping the wooden desk so hard my knuckles turn white
>legs shaking under the sweatpants while a wave of pure electric pleasure melts my brain
>sit there in the dark room staring at the monitor reflection in absolute awe
>tfw the Lord literally gave me an orgasm through pure scripture
>never reading John 14 before bed ever again



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