Hey, Seagal. Since you recently permabanned me for criticizing your staff (and criticizing your staff in a perfectly civil and reasonable manner, I should add), I figured that I would hop on a public VPN and post a little farewell message on here. And I'm not going to be nearly as civil this time.
I first discovered Uboachan around 2012, when I was a teenager, after falling in love with Yume Nikki. Around the same time, I created the Uboachan Facebook group, which is still up, even though the Facebook account that I created it with has been gone for over a decade. The thing that most appealed to me about Uboachan was not just the Yume Nikki discussion, but the community. Uboachan was the only anonymous imageboard I had ever encountered that had a civil, mature, and respectful community. Compared to something like 4chan, it was practically a revelation.
For a long time, no website was more near and dear to my heart than Uboachan was. I often said that, if the site were to ever be shut down, I would purchase it myself just to keep it running forever. But I now realize that 2012 Uboachan is never coming back, and the site would be much better off just being put out of its misery. In the years since 2012, Seisatsu did everything that he possibly could to run Uboachan into the ground, including opening an official site Discord server (which completely killed the activity on the main site and only brought in the worst kinds of people), explicitly welcoming lolicon/shotacon pedos onto the site, starting an official site tranny thread (making us the laughingstock of all imageboards), employing his Discord xisters as mods, banning "hate speech" (i.e. criticism of his attempts to retool Uboachan into some kind of tranny hugbox), and generally trying to turn the site into his own personal /tttt/ Discord server, even thought the site was never originally meant to have anything to do with transgenderism or any kind of identity politics at all. As Seisatsu continued trying to remake Uboachan in his disgusting image, most oldfags fled the site entirely and the only new users who came in were trannies, pedophiles, incels, and femcels who came from the Discord server, which continues to get far more activity than the main site does, even today. And even those miasmic Discord users who came to Uboachan largely just moved back to Discord after a while. Today, Uboachan is not only completely dead, but also just another toxic and unpleasant imageboard, comparable to a small Endchan board.
And no, Seagal, you will not find posts from my current IP address (the one that you recently permabanned, not this VPN) dating back to 2012. My IP address has changed numerous times since 2012, which is apparently a concept far too complex for your understanding. But you will find posts from my area dating back to 2012, because I made those posts. For example, here's a post that I made on April 26, 2012 (the "Have you tried to get this game listed…" post):
https://uboachan.net/fg/res/172.html#q5331I've contributed very heavily to this site over the years, making general threads, shitposts, seriousposts, and everything in between. But don't worry, Seagal: you will never see me again. After this, I am done with Uboachan, and I won't be ban evading in order to return. You can reign over your empire of dust without your last highly active poster, because you have successfully gotten rid of me (and, with me, the site's last remaining activity).
You are exactly what I think of when I think of the typical janny, Seagal: a pathetic, insecure neckbeard loser who, upon being given power over a tiny niche website, is eager to abuse that power as much as you possibly can because it is literally the only power that you have ever had (or will ever have) in your entire bleak and meaningless life. You run the site like a petulant ten-year-old who cannot handle even the slightest amount of criticism, handing out permabans like candy to anyone who hurts your feelings or says anything that you don't like. The fact that you've actually portrayed yourself as Sacha Baron Cohen's satirical character The Dictator pretty much says everything that anyone needs to know about you. It's genuinely impossible to be a regular poster on Uboachan nowadays, because one never knows if they might accidentally say something that will get them permabanned for the pettiest reason (or no reason at all). In fact, 2026 Uboachan is comparable to Crystal Cafe in that regard, except that Uboachan is even deader than Crystal Cafe.
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