So...why should we hire you anon?

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Anonymous 08/23/18 (Thu) 23:11:00 No.19262

So…why should we hire you anon?

Anonymous 08/23/18 (Thu) 23:27:11 No.19263

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Because this has actually been a dream the entire time.

Anonymous 08/24/18 (Fri) 01:35:52 No.19264

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One last job anon…one last job…
Are you in?

Anonymous 08/24/18 (Fri) 02:22:59 No.19265

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Anonymous 08/24/18 (Fri) 08:31:38 No.19267

HR BOSS:
"Psht, nothing personnel kid"
"I'm really getting fired up!"
"This isn't even my final form…"

Anonymous 09/11/18 (Tue) 09:19:57 No.19407

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>>19262
because im a gamer

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 22:41:07 No.20810

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So we can make history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDyx06yywfc

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 07:50:15 No.20813

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Figuring that out is your job, i'm not even working here and you're already pushing your work on me. Lets make a deal that will save time for both of us, i'll pretend you interviewed me and you can pretend that i answered, ok? Cool, bye.

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 06:43:42 No.20826

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first tell me why should i have to work. am i being punished for something? i dindu nuffin and i don't owe u sheeeit

Anonymous 11/15/20 (Sun) 21:21:44 No.21116

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Because I'm the bestest.

Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 09:35:36 No.21890

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Cos I get things done…

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 23:04:05 No.21993

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Cos I provide treats for morning tea.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:38:05 No.22856

I have skills and will

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 14:36:33 No.22859

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OP here, after carefully reviewing all your applications, I concluded you are all so terrible that I will actually hire you, just so I can fire you in the future in the most inconvenient time possible.
Proceed to your wagie cage station.

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 00:13:44 No.23182

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>>19262
You probably shouldn't but what's a life with no risks taken? Let me into your datacenter.

Anonymous 12/26/22 (Mon) 00:01:42 No.23202

>>22859
>>23182
What could possibly go wrong?