>K., obviously angered, starts walking towards the shape with her index finger right in front of her body as if prepared to lecture a little kid.
>Suddenly a 15-story tall purple-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes K. beneath her bare foot.
>Unphased by the illusory child, K. continues towards the shape - and right through it; her enviroment is engulfed in black.
>"crivens!", she curses, "steped into them dream worlds again".
>K looks stares up to the heaves, and screams, "this thread is shit", with all her might
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>The strange cat honketh.
>K unplugs the melon from his ass and looks around him as he realizes he is entrapped by a cat squad
>She throws the melon into one of the openings, hoping the cats will chase it and she can escape
>The now ambiguously gendered K., after throwing the melon, does a 360° degree spinning flipkick backflip kick and slices the melon open with hir bare feet during the 360° degree spinning flipkick backflip kick as it's thrown into the opening, then becomes gay for inclusivity reasons.
>A piece of melon shrapnel ricochets off the wall behind sei and hits the back of his head knocking him forwards on to an especially small cat car which rolls forward until K. the androgynous homosexual finishes xir 360° degree spinning flipkick backflip kick and lands standing up on seis back, giving the sei-car-dead cat amalgimation enough momentum to speed past the cat gang and through the cave exit to freedom
>and right into a rushing river
There's a physical version of this book somewhere in the dreamworld. You can find it in the skeletons house if you're interested.
I cannot guarantee your mental state once you turn the pages, however.
>K wakes up coughing on a rocky shore.
>As she rolls onto her side, she sees the cat from the car (who is not dead) sleeping soundly next to her, wearing a satisfied smile and a torn maids dress.
it was urotsuki?
>Something is welling up K's throat, climbing; warm, fluid, a copper pretaste—sputtering over the roof of per mouth, but it's going up, further and around the nasal cavities
it's flowing forth and recycling into her mouth, down her esophagus, flooding each alveola; thought…
K dies of haemochromatosis and 30 STD's, and the cat runs off with her body.
Meanwhile, the goblin archmage cackles softly in his tall obsidian tower, watching through his crystal ball as his cat familiar retrieves the body.