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 No.1519[Reply]

Sometimes repeating nonsense words into google translate will yeild strange responses. For example, this is what happens when translating strings of "ko rea" from somali:

>ko rea ko rea

You are welcome
>ko rea ko rea ko rea
Please contact us
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea
You will be able to:
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko re
You will be able to contact the principal
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea
You will be given a copy of the application form
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko r
You will be given the opportunity to be reunited
>ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko rea ko re
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Somali -> English
>op op op op op op op op op op op op op op
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 No.1521

>>1519
If you click the translated text you'll be able to edit it and send it as an alternative translation.
So if you should supposedly be able to make those messages yourself, but I just tried it and it didn't show up when I checked it on my phone, so I'm assuming that either:
>it'll only change if Google approves it
>it'll automatically change after N people sending the same edit
But if what you said about personal information is true, I don't know if googlefags would risk being sued, so the latter makes more sense.
So my theory is that the nonsensical translates are some sort of encrypted messages and people are proxyfagging to get them to actually show. Idk why though, if they have to get something across without being identified they could probably use something less botnet-y than Google, because I'm pretty sure they have all that shit logged, and there's also the fact that it's public and anyone can stumble upon it like you did.



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I can hear my laughter echoing off all the tinfoil this man must be ensconced in.

 No.1449

This video was just spooky footage?

 No.1450

Can some one actually give me a run down here, or rec some other places to read about this?

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 No.1454[Reply]

hey /x/ i started reading crappy pasta as video series on youtube, what do you think about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgVapYklt4&t=28s

 No.1455

A little bland. You need a gimmick or something. Maybe you could draw shitty pictures to go along with the shitty stories? A lot of it feels anti-climatic.

 No.1456

>>1455
thank you for constructive advice, i will try to make it more interesting :)

 No.1517

>>1454
Why did you remove the video?



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 No.1442[Reply]

im intrested in the occult work (tantra,kabbala,etc.)
can annyone recommend me some books/place to go
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 No.1499

>>1497
You're going to have a really fun time.

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 No.1505

http://digimob.forumotion.net/forum was a wonderful resource but is seemingly mostly-dead now. you can still find a lot of their library projects around by searching for "digimob" or "occult carrot".

 No.1506

A couple of useful occult forums:
http://occultcorpus.com/forums/
http://wizardforums.com/

Occultforum.org was very active until it suddenly vanished a few days ago.

 No.1514

>>1497
If you want him to be nice to you, make sure you're nice to him. Don't try to restrain him or command him to appear.



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 No.1508[Reply]

Mine's V. K. Jehannum. He's got a lot of interesting gnosis about demons and he's pretty entertaining too, especially when drunk. In terms of entertainment value, I like this video and its sequel the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUF1k07ogQk

Billy Brujo's Black Magick Cooking Show is pretty cool too.

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 No.1473[Reply]

Inconsequential scenarios. I've been thinking a lot about all the ways that life could actually be a delusion of some kind and whether that would even matter. Sometimes, thoughts will just creep up on me and no matter what, I can't think of any reason why they wouldn't be true. One is that every morning i'm actually a different person with the memories of every previous version. Technically, this could be true and I would have no way of knowing about it. I guess it's like Last Thursdayism. Sometimes, on late summer nights, I like to pace around my kitchen in the dark while chugging down massive quantities of water. During times like this, I actually start to almost believe my flights of fantasy. One time, I convinced myself that i'm in a computer simulation made by aliens and that every room is being generated as I walk into it. I then start connecting random dots and using that to validate myself. I'll start thinking about how somebody saying something often or being really predictable, or me seeing them a lot was somehow proof that the aliens were being lazy and didn't want to think of something new. They must have started cutting corners and those cut corners are the evidence. It's a bit scary thinking about that stuff in retrospect. Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I get this strange feeling like what i'm looking at is an extraterrestrial or like i'm not really myself. Who the hell is this person? Thoughts like, "why do thumbs look like disgusting, malformed stumps", would just start popping into my head. It's like i'm being disillusioned from present reality. Do these kinds of moments ever happen to you. What could they possibly indicate? I'm not crazy, right?
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 No.1496

I don't know about the other stuff but short, malformed thumbs are a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Maybe you should check in with a doctor, I don't think it would explain your water drinking habits but there could be health risks associated with FAS that you'll have to worry about down the road.

 No.1498

>>1496
Are you taking the piss? My thumbs are completely normal compared to other human beings. I was talking about thumbs in general. How dense are you?

 No.1500

>>1498
Look, it's ok that your mom knocked more than a couple back while she was knocked up. I mean, it's not ok that she did that, but it'll be ok and you're still a person just like the rest of us. I'm sure you'll have a perfectly normal life, despite your disability.

You don't have to prove anything to me, I'm not judging you. It's not your fault, you did not choose to drink while pregnant, so don't blame yourself. I was friends with a guy with FAS thumbs growing up, so I know your pain. He's a father himself, now. Haven't seen the kid's thumbs, though. I will keep you updated if I do.

If you ever feel like you're ready, and need someone to talk to, I'm here for you, ok? ;)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>1500
wow, I never thought I'd see facebook-tier "trolling" in an imageboard.

 No.1507

>>1500
Honestly, this is just embarrassing. I hope they were just butthurt about being called an idiot for misinterpreting something so obvious.



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 No.1470

>>1469
Oh man, you just reminded me of the holders, it's been so long. Such a shame it died. Was it archived somewhere?
By the way, you may be interested in playing the SCP game that came a few years ago (if you haven't already), SCP Containment Breach. Pretty good overall if a bit confusing with the whole modular room system. Don't watch any videos, just download and play, if you have any questions feel free yo bring it up on /og/.

 No.1471

>>1470
the Creepypasta wiki on wikia has maybe 50 of those stories, other than that, I don't think anyone else was keeping them up. Duckduckgo was no help, unless you're looking for towel bars and other bathroom storage solutions.

Yeah I heard that the game was fun as fuck. I wonder if it's availiable in app form. I am a mobileposting literal pleb.

 No.1477

Almost ten years of nope later, I have finally come to the realization that SCP-173 has some bitchin thighs and a nice core, although dat ass leaves much to be desired

if there's one thing we can take away from this legendary creepypasta about a concrete neck-snapping monster, it is that you can't neglect your glutes, bruh

thank you for your time

 No.1481

oh my fucking god

the holders.org is back up!

YES

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 No.652[Reply]

in ten minutes i will be wiiiiide open

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/redmagediaries

 No.653

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IT'S HAPPENING!

 No.1211

did i miss anything

 No.1441

What did this turn out to be?

 No.1453

>>1441
a suicide bombing



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 No.1370[Reply]

Ask me anything.
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 No.1418

So, xXDarkFlameXx, how do I access eternal life tech? Do I suscribe to your channel, or I need to call the office and they offer me a plan or something?

 No.1419

>>1418
So, (((Kyle))), how do I access eternal life tech? Do I subscribe to your channel, or I need to call the office and they offer me a plan or something?

"Kyle" is more known among surface Californians than, "DarkFlame".

?
I will answer this anyway.

Three ways: reinvention; make a society of which those accessing the technology live among us (this is an explanation of trading since we must come into contact with them like we can coexist); live among those accessing the technology.

How do we make this happen? I'm working to ensure this…but I am really alone so I only have so much reply to give to you.

I don't have a youtube channel which I have a password to. I have a blog. I answer replies to my blog.

THE office? I currently do not have an office which is not a residence. The residence I am staying at is legally someone else's. Maybe you are referring to other workers?
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 No.1420

>>1418
>>1419
I will try to tell to you an other time. I want rest.

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What the fuck am i reading?

 No.1424

>>1423
The world's least creative and logically bankrupt ARG.



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