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No.52Sticky

Pic Unrelated.

Basically we're each going to take a part of one of our dreams and mash it together into one big story. Ex: I'll take the landscape from one of my dreams and then the next person will take something from their dreams and that will be the next part of the story. If we wake up because of death, being scared, mind rape, ect. We start a new one.

Here we go.
"We wake up in a monochrome, steampunk world.

No.56

There is a man with quill pens and ancient scrolls. He hands one of each to us so that we won't be bored here. There's rumors of a huge monster approaching.


No.59

Suddenly a 15-story tall purple-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes one of us beneath her bare foot.


No.62

-Dead-

Wow, that was terrible.

"We wake up at a dirty beach made out of red clay instead of sand with trees hanging over the beach and a industrial pipe in the water."


No.63

>>62

-and then FUCKING CLOWNS.


No.64

>>63
This place suddenly became very loud.


No.65

suddenly we're on a ship full of police officers and immigrants


No.66

A girl in Sepia is holding a ball in front of you


No.67

Looking at it, you notice its translucence and dancing patterns.


No.71

And then a tiger eats us.


No.72

And then he breaks into song.

"There's a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!"


No.73

while running around a fully lit mansion filled with various headphones and old radios


No.75

in another room is a maid sodomizing a butler.


No.76

then Freud comes out and screams "PENIS"


No.77

Then, you are suddenly in elementary school again and your are chasing your friends in the playground, when you slowly start to fall backwards


No.85

But then suddenly, a great horde of zombies attacks!


No.86

>>85
>>77

And they catch you as you fall!


No.88

You look down at the rest of your body and suddenly realize that you're Youmu Konpaku.


No.89

You look back up and your surroundings have changed. You are now in your house but all the floors are rotting wood. You look around to see if everywhere is the same and find a gecko eating an insect. It then walks towards you and grows 9ft tall and punches you with its tongue.


No.90

You turn off the lights and it becomes a huge hideous monochrome face.


No.92

It turns into a troll face as it punches a wall with the word "4th" spray painted on it.


No.93

Suddenly, you have to pee, so you go to the bathroom. The sink and bathtub are filled with colorful chameleons for some reason.


No.94

You think about being small, which, of course, causes you to spontaneously shrink to the size of an insect.


No.97

You proceed to make multiple copies of yourself.


No.100

Then you start running in a retarded-looking way with your arms flailing about, and everyone at school laughs at you meanly, and you wonder why you ran like that, embarrassed


No.101

Then you find yourself in a time machine that looks like the Epoch with Bec Noir singing the song the devil sings in the south park movie.


No.105

Suddenly a yellow and orchid creature with three heads and no eyes appears.


No.107

It claims it has prepared a show it wants you to see, you see all your loved ones being attacked by snakes behind it as it smiles at you like a stalker


No.109

You turn around, and notice a pink transvestite dinosaur is spitting eggs at you!


No.110

Then you turn into a shinigami.


No.114

Suddenly a 15-story tall green-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes one of us beneath her bare foot.


No.115

then the apocolypse cracks the earth open


No.116

DEAD
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You're on the balcony of your apartment.


No.117

- And then a cow jumps over the moon.


No.118

>>117
Then you say "Fuck this, I'm most likely dreaming" and jump off the side of the building.


No.119

And you land in a conveniently placed bounce house.


No.120

>>119
with a bunch of children, and you're instantly reverted back into child form.


No.126

Suddenly a 15-story tall brown-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and… pokes the bouncehouse with her finger while giggling.


No.129

You then smoothly change genders, and find yourself at the beach with your twin brother.


No.130

Suddenly a massive arch made entirely out of fire erupts from the ground around you, standing exactly 507.5 inches tall.


No.133

You shit yourself.


No.136

Then four Nagas/Lamias ask you for one tablespoon of condoms.


No.137

you head for the kitchen to see Mugi Kotobuki smile and wave at you while carrying tea to a room. You stare in disbelief..


No.138

Rape time commences.


No.147

you are raped by a smoker in the kitchen


No.153

Suddenly a 15-story tall blue-haired loli comes right out of nowhere and smashes you and your sore ass under her foot.


No.160

>>153
She grabs you between her toes and tosses you into her mouth, straight down her throat.


No.166

>>160
Inside her stomach, there is a forest. Your girlfriend is waiting for you.


No.171

Someone in the forest starts chasing you. You and your girlfriend escape by running deeper into the forest and hiding in one of a row of multicolored porta-potties. There are no toilets inside, rather there is a grassy field and a brick building.


No.172

You run towards the ice maze.


No.173

>>172
…and accidentally summon your future self, who has pulled a complete 180 in terms of personality.


No.175

But suddenly you see it — your future self is being controlled by an alien brain parasite!


No.179

You become trapped in a fleshy maze.


No.180

you along until you reach a pulsating hole in the wall


No.181

..and from a higher power, your consciousness transfer to the mind of a black sheep


No.182

Suddenly, the whole area fills with pussy juice.

The loli cums you out.

"Feels good man. Huh? I don't remember putting a black sheep in there…"


No.186

you are suddenly chased by a giant marionette head speaking in riddles while you complete a maze filled with puzzles for you to complete.


No.198

(I need to draw this collab dream someday)
The giant head explodes, spurting hot lava everywhere. You rush to your car before you get burnt.


No.220

recklessly driving through a destroyed city, you realize that possessed cars are now trying to kill you


No.223

So you go on a safari with a bunch of vietnam vets in their late 20's


No.224

On the way to the safari, you stop by at a school. A teacher with a plushie face begins to chase you.


No.225

and then James Bond is after you as well


No.226

>>225
James Bond brings out a blue fluffy maggot with a girl's face from his pocket. 'It's your daughter,' he says.


No.228

This maggot is then used in a special concoction of Juggernog that turns you into a zombie.


No.229

A 15 story-tall pink-haired zombie loli, that is. You smash James Bond beneath your bare foot.


No.230

This…15 story tall loli has been appearing quite often in your dreams, has it, Anon?


No.234

>>230
Noop. Only the first two loli encounters were mine.


No.252

>>229
..then you fly out of a forest, free from all earthly restraints


No.264

You find a corpse on the road.


No.265

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No.267

>>264
The corpse gets up and infects you with the virus that originally killed it. Fungi start growing out of your skin.


No.269

… Wait. Hold that thought for a second. Before you let yourself die, think back for a second.

Your girlfriend.

The girlfriend that you sort of forgot inside the stomach of that enormous, masturbating, blue-haired loli.

She… is still okay, right? She hasn't been reduced to loli-nutrients yet, right?

…right??


No.271

You proceed to beat the shit out of your own sanity.


No.284

a breeze blows by
and you start day dreaming..


No.285

>>284
in your daydream, you are lying atop a tall bed, 5m off the ground. You are with your wife, who is a butterfly. The girl you really love calls for you from below. You climb down from your bed to be with her.


No.292

Two Girls with huge dicks are in your bathroom. What do?


No.294

>>292
The two girls pull out their handguns and begin to shoot at you. You shoot their shoulders to disarm them but you end up feeling sorry for them.


No.299

You can't bear to face them after what you did, so you shrink to the size of an insect and hide in the dryer.


No.301

>>299
You get eaten by a man, and a face starts growing on his stomach.


No.304

>>303
I'm not even kidding it actually looked like Nic Cage though


No.335

>>301
The face begins to grow in size and you suffocate in the skin.


No.360

>>335
The skin infects you and you are now a zombie.


No.377

>>360
You kill yourself because you don't want to be a zombie anymore, and your dream-brother lays lotus-patterned tiles under your body.


No.383

You become a ghost and suddenly, evil kids have invaded the entire universe.


No.399

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Suddenly…


No.402

- we meet a random monster. Everything becomes bullet hell.


No.410

You are then transported to a fancy opera house, but there is a war going on where your friends are, and the weapons are light sabers and mirror-shields. In order to kill someone, you must shoot someone's shield to kill the person adjacent to the one holding the shield.

Soon the war ends, and you meet with a Sabitsuki cosplayer whose outfit is very crappily made.


No.421

>>410
The Sabitsuki player picks you up and flies through long corridors. You think to yourself: "I COULD BE NYAN CAT….."


No.444

Then you notice, between the cosplayers leg is a strange dangling object…


No.445

It's a guitar! You stare in disbelief.
Suddenly…


No.448

>>445
Your in school at 3:00 AM. Your in the computer lab playing Minecraft. You go out into the halls and notice there's a few other people there, some are weird alien things. You see your buddy Joseph there.


No.453

you blink (since your eyes start to burn), then open your eyes groggily.
You are now in a library filled with familiar faces


No.454

These faces are plastered on hundreds of gigantic cocks. The cocks start floating and slowly make their way towards you


No.464

>>454

You grab the cocks in pairs of two and wrestle them to the ground. Soon they transform into the legs of a woman in a bathtub.


No.467

>>464
The woman has drowned herself, and her daughter decides to commit suicide by jumping from a cliff.


No.468

and because you weren't paying attention, you lost your footing and fall off the cliff also


No.472

>>468
As you fall, you notice a giant owl skull in a crevice on the cliff. Its eyes are still intact.


No.475

>>472
The owl head mocks you, and you climb into a spaceship and fly away to escape the mockery.


No.476

"so beautiful" - the only words coming to your mind as you watch the stars twinkle by


No.477

A warning light starts to flash bright red-The ship is crashing.


No.478

You frantically try to open the hatch and escape, only to find that your body is too weak to even pull the lever.


No.482

>>478
Your whole body goes loses energy, and you flop down on the floor.


No.487

you struggle to get back on your feet, but only to realize a swamp is keeping you in place


No.496

You sink through the swamp, and can feel stringy bits of it threading through your teeth.


No.500

You sink into the swamp and arrive in the sky.


No.507

There, you see a glossy black spaceship the size of Maine floating over a jungle coastline.


No.519

looking up at the vines, you find genetically enhanced fruits


No.522

One fruit glows yellow and everything else fades…
You are sitting in the back seat of a car. In the front are a driver and passenger. Both are silent and staring ahead. The interior light glows dim yellow, and you can't see anything outside.


No.524

Although you can vaguely make out the shape of something in the distance, it looks sort of like… a foot. A massive, bare foot.

A massive 15-story-tall loli's bare foot, specifically. The car is crushed beneath it.


No.527

>>524
You die.


No.530

suddenly, your soul is released -
you look down at the collapsed figure of your body while ascending to the heavens


No.532

While looking down, you pass by lips, teeth, and a tongue. By the time you realize that you're inside a mouth, it's too late for you to do anything, as the lips and teeth close around you. Giggling can be heard and felt, as the entire area flips backwards, and the moist tongue seductively slips over every inch of your soul as if to absorb every last bit of flavour into it. Eventually the licking stops. The cessasion of the loli's tasting strikes you with a horrific reminder of what's to come. All in a mere split-second, the back of the tongue depresses, revealing a swaying uvula over a deep, fleshy chasm, and you are forced into the abyss of the loli's throat with a powerful slosh. As you freefall down the loli's esophagus, your body in the crushed car begins cumming aggressively.

Now that you are feeling refreshed, you decide to look for your lost girlfriend.


No.540

You find yourself back in the forest, but now it is dark, and evil, horrible things in there would very much like to bite your ankles.


No.543

You try to hide but every tree you try to climb or hide behind darts away from you.


No.545

and now the forest transitions into a jungle


No.546

And now you are surrounded by thousands vines that hang from the sky, some have tropical flowers blooming on them. When you approach they drift away from you like how curtains open on a stage.


No.550

you now stand inside the ruins of a cathedral. It feels…enchanting


No.553

The back walls of the cathedral are made of gold-rimmed glass, and you can see glass exit doors leading to a beautiful garden. You walk up to the glass, see your reflection, realize that your body is female, and never give it a second thought. You walk through the doors outside into the garden when you finally spot your girlfriend. She's Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh.


No.557

you then spot a dragon egg on a marble podium


No.558

It splits open and thousands of ants pour out.


No.559

Sakaki and you run away from the ants. On the far side of the garden is a brown venetian motorboat floating in a river. You both jump into it and ride off across the top of an awesome waterfall and into a cave. This cave is a house cave and it looks really cool and there's a huge flatscreen tv and a bar and everything in the living room. You stop for a drink.


No.562

the liquid tastes incredibly sweet, nothing like you have ever experienced before. "What is this" you wonder.


No.563

You begin to feel pressure and heat around your entire body. You shrink down so small that the carpet goes over your head. You hear rustling. Suddenly, one of those goddamn ants comes out of the forest of carpet into the small clearing that you're in. You become enraged instead of scared.


No.583

as the town around you catches on fire


No.588

>>583
>shrunken in the carpet of the living room of a house inside a cave inside a stomach
>the town around you
I don't even


No.613

You wake up, or do you?

A blurred stream of images washes over you. Cars, a forest, a jungle, idols;
spirits are doing this to you?

You wake up for real, covered in a cold sweat. You take anti-malarial medication and dream something less frenzied and manic.


No.617

You get out of bed and walk outside of the house into a forest of carpet. There are giant dead ants everywhere.


No.645

You begin to feel as if your legs are becoming jello.


No.670

so you sit down


No.673

…on a bench in a park on a floating island.


No.688

to notice the beautiful scenery


No.704

It is a dense flooded forest with hanging vines and trees that have no bark.


No.708

But then the host of "Reading Rainbow" descends from the sky and attacks!


No.713

It is not to be, however. You ride on a donkey, with Zombie Bob Marley riding shotgun towards a Starbucks.


No.716

surprise! You are now holding a piece of paper


No.718

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The piece of paper has text that keeps changing and you realize you are lucid.


No.731

You try to make use of the lucidity, but it's the fleeting kind that happens right before you wake up, and you wake soon after. Or do you? Positioned on top of you on his hands and knees is Lupin III. His jacket keeps switching between green and red as he interrupts everything you try to say by talking about his own lucid dream or by just saying "Luuuuucid" and "dreeeaaam"


No.743

I look at him angrily and say: "No." Taking out a paper fan, I swing it at him and he gets blown away by the wind.


No.745

You can feel yourself waking up. If you don't figure out how to stay asleep in the next few seconds, you're going to wake up with the disappointment of another wasted lucid dream.


No.746

realizing that you are in full control of the dream, you visit an open market to buy pastries


No.765

Then a tanned guy with long black hair,a large metal gauntlet and the sexiest,most piercing yellow eyes you've ever seen walks towards you. Then he takes his shirt off.

And you've turned into a blond ninja.



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