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No.26
5: Yuuka kissing me.
6: Reimu had a home in a large city, and I went to visit her. You had to sing the "Niko Miko Reimu" song for her to open the door, but I figured out that she wasn't there because there was a note near the door that said that she was at the market. I then walked over to Marisa's shed, which was right next to Reimu's home. I remember seeing a Yukkuri Marisa rolling around.
7: During yet another FPS adventure, as I was trying to get inside a restaurant to escape from someone shooting me, Remilia came out of the entrance and blocked me from going in for a moment.
Later on in the same dream, I was running down a street, and there were fairies, and a weird Yuuka doll standing up on the corners of streets. I remember one of the dolls meant death.
8:During a weird dream, I remember a picture of Cirno flashing in front of me when a boxing match was about to start.
9: There was a Futa Suwako who was raping Sanae.
10: There was an energy drink that made Cirno powerful. Sunnymilk, Lunachild and Starsaphire went to drink it, but I drank the rest of it before they could.
11: there was a radio made out of fans and copper wire. Sanae had something to do with it, but I can't remember what.
No.28
First half of 16:
During a weird dream, I was Batman for a moment, and I was helping Robin out of a red crate in the sky, but the the "Camera angle" moved slightly, and I could see Yuuka climbing on the crate. Batman then put Robin back inside the crate and threw it down to the ground as fast as he could, in an effort to save Robin. When the crate hit the ground, Robin turned into a rubber fish, which I picked up and filled with water at a nearby stream. Apparently, that made too much noise, because Yuuka came down and snapped Hercules's neck (the one from the Disney movie.), which caused it to "reset" back to where I was filling the fish up with water. I then tried to do it more quietly, and when nothing happened when I filled it up, I squirted Yuuka while she was in the air with the water.
No.29
Second half of 16:
It then turned into this weird game where Yuuka and I were facing odd against each other from on the ledges of my shower in my bathroom, but the shower was about five miles wide. I remember it had something to do with easy buttons on the side of the wall, and there was attack and defense points. Initially, she had way more attack and defense than me, but neither of us attacked for a while. Yuuka then attacked and killed Batman, and I began to panic. I began to search all along the walls of my bathroom to see if I could spot her, and for some reason, while Yuuka was on the walls, I thought she was supposed to look like a golden, glowing scarab. She eventually appeared behind me, and asked how I had become more powerful than her. She then struck at me with something, and didn't do any physical damage, but once she hit me, she checked these weird consoles that were inside my bathroom. She then said that this "wasn't right.", and that she was going to kill me. With that, she started smashing all the consoles and easy buttons. For some reason, I even started helping her. When the last easy button came around, she was right in front of it, and I felt ready to die. However, she said that it would be nice to rule over Hercules and Greece (I had become Hercules) so she came to a screen that looked like it was from the Hearts of Iron "do you wish to make an alliance" scree, that had a picture of some mountains on it. When she hit "accept"m her request was denied, she then turned around and starting walking towards me, then the dream ended.
No.30
17: During a weird dream where I was 007, I remember Chen and Ran talking to each other, and that Chen had to be picked up by her parents at 12 in the morning. They then began to talk about asking Yukari to gap more time for them to play.
18:During a weird dream where I was flying a jet plane and shooting down other planes, I remember landing and going inside some sort of prison that was very dirty. Inside this prison, I noticed something pink in the corner, so I moved my "mouse cursor" over to it and clicked on it, and it turned out to be Tewi who was tied up with metal chains, and my clicking freed her. She said "Thank you" to me, and walked away. When I turned to check out the place more, I found Kogasa tied up in a chair. I went over to her, and she looked up at me. She then began to tell me, in a Russian female accent, how somebody had given all the other Kogasas in the world a liquid in a jar that was half their body weight, and how it killed them all. Sanae then came in and freed her from her bindings and then, in a weird cutscene, Sanae performed a "miracle", and Kogasa's face and dress became clean. Then, she used her power on herself and changed her face into that of a late twenty year-old woman. She then used her power on Kogasa again, and her face turned into that of a 60 year old man, with a multi-coloured beard. After that, they walked out of the prison together.
No.34
31: During a weird horror dream that was a mixture of The Thing and Silent Hill, I remember running away from my house, and aliens that has taken the form of Touhous were chasing me in the night. For some reason, I stopped, and they caught up to me. They soon surrounded me and said "Now is the time for the last Touhou to die." I then remember seeing pictures of different Touhous in a picture book. Then, the dream ended.
32: I remember something about someone who wanted to sway Youmu, who was apparently a Lunarian, and he first had to get her to like him, then he had to get her to eat these leaves on a stick that Kaguya had given to him. Also, I remember China had opened a Spanish restaurant, and whenever she came close or was doing a back flip, she lagged the "game".
33:During a weird dream in which I was running away from dinosaurs in a building, I remember having to play a boss in Touhou in order to unlock a door and continue moving. I remember playing Mystia, and I had to defeat the Scarlet Devil Mansion, starting with Remilia.
No.36
37: I had to throw knives at Kaguya to do damage to her, and for some reason, she kept changing into Mokou
38: Something to do with Chen. I remember it being a long story, but I have forgotten most of it as I wright this into my diary.
39: In some weird, post apocalyptic world, I was going to be a part of a musical performance, but I forgot my reeds on my clarinet, so I packed up and went to sit in the audience that was to the side of where the orchestra was performing, and on the seats there was the names of who was going to sit there. I noticed that one of them said "Kogasa Tatara" and I saw her going to her seat, and she looked somewhat scared and shy. Before I could make my way over to sit next to her, she has already walked over to another row of seats and sat in a row with other people. I made my way over to her and found a seat next to her, but I was unable to sit down for some reason. That's all I can remember.
No.37
40: In another post apocalyptic world, I remember seeing Letty in a seat inside a place for "passengers" inside of a very large battleship.
41: In yet another post apocalyptic world, I was inside of a house looking for a place to sleep, I remember seeing Remilia while I was walking in to another room, feasting on a loli. It was very bloody.
42: In a strange dream about Soviets taking over a 4chan building, I already knew that the soviets will be driven out by the necromorphs, and when I went out to check where they are, I saw Reimu and Sanae standing in an abandoned plaza. i saw them get attacked by something that was too fast for me to see, and I saw them start to change into necromorphs. I heard Sanae call out to me to kill her before she fully changed, but I was to scared to react. They began to close in on me and I remember Reimu and Sanae's now grotesque looking bodies jump up and latch onto the gate to the plaza, then they leaped onto my vehicle. That's all I can remember.
No.40
49: In a weird dream about Desert Punk and the first world war, my leg had been cut off and my left lung had been damaged by an Indian during a sword fight and I needed medical attention, so I headed back to base to the medical tent, and there was a blue-haired 2d woman was laying down on one of the beds. I asked her to get me another leg so I can go be with Junko, but then she started talking about how I always wanted to be with Junko and wondered if we still had something for each other. I somehow managed to climb on top of the bed and lay next to her, and I told her that what we had was still here. Once I said that, she rolled around on top of me, straddled me, and then morphed into Satori. She then began to torture me, and having no strength to resist, There was no escape. I remember her choking me, there was a lot of her trying to suffocate me.
50:I remember someone asking me why Kanako had such large breast compared to Sanae even though she fought many times. While I was asked, they both flashed before me.
No.42
54: I remember being inside a supermarket, and I heard someone say that someone had made one of their robots blind, and their robot was a sinbag. It then became a battle between several Touhous, but I can only remember two of them, which are Yuuka and Alice. There was no danmaku; instead, they used these worm-like things to suck other people's energy and give them energy. They also began to wish for things like "energy to win the battle" and "complexity to win the battle". They all seemed to have one wish, but I couldn't see what they were using to make these wishes. When the battle had progressed about ten minutes, even though there was no clear winner, everything "reset" itself, the art style of the touhous changed, and there was Alice and another Touhou in the aisle where the fighting was. Yuuka came in after a moment, but instead of fighting, she planted a bomb on the shelve, and left. The bomb exploded and Alice and the other Touhou were burnt to a crisp. That is all I can remember.
No.104
Update:
61: in this weird video game like dream, I remember there being like a character selection screen kind if thing and I noticed that Yuuka was there, and when I tried to pick her it said that "there can only be one tank per team" so I guessed somebody else must have picked her, but when I exited the "character selection screen" I was playing as her.
The game was apparently team based, there was to bases they were around the corner of eachother in this "map" that had boundaries of giant hedgerows. I took yuuka straight into the enemy base with no support and started pummeling things, and I ended up losing somehow. The enemy "tank" was some dude, and came over to the downed Yuuka, bound her up, and started dragging her away as I was waiting to respawn in this strange cutscene that apparently could be intervened in by another team mate if someone could have made it to the enemy base . Both Yuuka and I were pissed, so when we finally spawned, we went out and found there tank and started bashing him and throwing him toward our base and using him as kind of a club to hit other enemies with, but "time" eventually ran out before I made it back to base, and the match was over, and a new "game" began.
Ps; After that, the new game was a WWII kind of game and I got to drive a tiger tank that had a "machine gun 88" that drove at 60kmh.
No.150
Update:
62: At the end of a dream I could hear part of "the world's most masochistic princess" right before I woke up"
63: In a dream where I was apparently stuck inside a whale, I remember that in order to escape, I had to connect these USB cables from the "processor" which was an entire room, to this shelf that had USB ports in order to create a portal. There was six touhous in the processor room, I only remember seeing Remilia, Flandre, Sanae, and Murasa. I remember that they said that they could use their love for me to distort the whale's thoughts and create the portal when the USBs where hooked up.
When I started to plug in the USBs, the place started to shake slightly and the shelf where I was plugging them in started to glow, and when they were all plugged in, there was a little bright circle between the rows of ports. Since it seemed to not be enough, Remilia came over to me and we embraced each other and when we did, I could see a screen that told me how long I had known each touhou, and it told me that I had known remilia for over 29 years. After about a minute of us hugging each other, we let go and Murasa came up next and we embraced, and the screen popped up again to tell me that I had known Murasa for two years. When we parted, I started to make my way over to Sanae, who was still in the processor room, but I stopped for some reason, and I saw her giving me the thumbs up, and I woke up shortly thereafter.
No.158
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64: I remember there being satori in my dream, she came up to me and then we embraced each other and I asked her if she remembered Tails, who apparently had died three separate deaths, although I only remember one which was where he was hit by a train, and she told me she did. After a moment, Satori told me she had to go and defeat Koishi, and she flew away for moment, and I remember going to this area that looked like a ruined section of a highway with destroyed vehicles. I knew I was in the "boss" area, and I kept looking up in the sky until I could see some sort of cloud come toward me. The cloud turned into danmaku and a single touhou per "spellcard" that came down upon me which I had to dodge, first it was Cirno and her danmaku, then came Suwako and finally Satori.
No.362
Update:
68: I was in a mall when a sudden plane crash in the middle of the courtyard of the mall, somebody told me that it had been predicted by "Veers Hess" in WWII who said that his death would be 4/11/11 the person who told me also said that there was no flights that were scheduled that would be over the mall. When I went out to see it, there was only the front of cockpit of the plane that I could see. I hopped in my car and started to drive down the highway to go back home, and I told myself we will never find what really happened because the government was greedy. A picture of Beatrice from Umineko flashed before me, and I told myself that they weren't as greedy as her, though. As I was driving I could see pieces of the plane on next to the highway in some grass next to the highway already being carried off by military looking vehicles on the highway on front of me. Somehow, I was not in my car anymore and I was on top of a train that was still right behind them, and I was part of a news crew that was armed with guns. Once the train got very close to the military vehicles, there was an explosion, I realized that they had fired a missile into the train and destroyed the first three sections of the train. I was thrown into the air and I landed safely on the fourth and last section, which was still moving forward.
I could see Shikieki was next to me, but it was only for a second because another missile was heading for us and I jumped onto a car that was being driven by the some of the news crew. They looked like military soldiers when I think about it now, but when I was in my dream, I saw them as part of my crew. They all wore gas masks along with their military get up. They told me that we had been hit by Patton missiles.
While on top of the car, I could see that there was now a chart next to me that showed how close people where when the first missile had hit, and there was a system of colors that showed whether or not you had died. A dark purple showed that you were dead, and any other color except for orange meant that you survived, and orange meant that you were missing.
I could see myself as the closest person to where it had hit, but my picture was in very light purple. I told the rest of the crew how lucky I was, and they could hardly believe it. As for the rest if the people, moat other humans where dead, but I could see that all the touhous had survived, all the characters from Flower View were yellow, I could see Nue in blue, and the gang from SA in blue as well. Shikieki however was in orange. I guessed nobody had found her.
No.686
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>>396
>Girls bathroom
>urinals
No.701
I was Sakuya, and I had an engagement ring for Remilia. It was a black band with a curvy, black crystal with two diamonds embedded inside, one orange, one blue. I was standing outside of her mansion in a place reminiscent of my parents' and grandparents' old houses. For some reason I felt very intimidated by her at the moment, having "nightmares" about her being unable to control her urges, lashing out and biting me. Being dream emotions, I felt legitimately fearful and kept playing out the scenario in my (well, Sakuya's) head, Remi's girlish giggle and devilish grin haunting me.
One interesting/awesome aspect of the dream: Sakuya and Remi had the character designs of the ZUN series Touhou games, with the voices from Koumajo Densetsu II.